Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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