The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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