haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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