well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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