I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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