mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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