It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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