I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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