At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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