glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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