who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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