covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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