She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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