so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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