Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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