i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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