Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I think people are normalizing furries
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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