Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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