My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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