i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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