we made out on top of his cat.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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