I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The adults are the big ones right?
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