I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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