I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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