She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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