so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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