Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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