I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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