Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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