i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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