white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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