Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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