whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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