Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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