We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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