Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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