no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just invented taco cereal.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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