But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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