ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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