Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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