So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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