Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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