Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i permit you to call me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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