just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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