ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
