On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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