if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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