I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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