it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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