No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm eating all of the evidence.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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