Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
did you just send me my own nude
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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