the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Bring me that man meat
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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