Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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