We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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