I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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