im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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